August 2012
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June 2012
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April 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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Four nuns
Four nuns walk up to the Father to confess their sins. The first nuns walks up and says, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have seen a man’s penis.” “Rinse your eyes in the Holy Water and all will be forgiven.” replies the Father. The 2nd nun walks up and says, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have touched a man’s penis.” “Rinse...
Dec 31st
Smarter than you think
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversati on with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” ” Oh, I don’t know,” said the...
Dec 2nd
October 2011
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Oct 9th
September 2011
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Going to Los Angeles
My parents are so mean. They told me when you get to L.A drive down to Tijuana and get a couple things for us . Knowing I ain’t got no passport and said your I.D will work to come back and laughed then said you can stay at your aunts house you’ll LOVE IT, we’ll send you money dont worry… pshhhh they got me fucked up haha im good. No one loves me! Maybe I should stay haha...
Sep 15th
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Sep 8th
August 2011
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Aug 25th
July 2011
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“It’s not much of a present if its already unwrapped. If you had respect...”
Jul 28th
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Jul 26th
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Soccer practice with the brothers
FML got stepped on took my 3 little toes out and kicked on my knee by my BIGGER brother (and im not talking bout the oldest one) LOL, out of commission for a few days :(, fuck shit fuck no soccer ugh, ill just drink or smoke the pain away I guess……!
Jul 20th
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Club night 7/16/11 @ Pura
Man I can’t even stand by a wall at the club no more, Niggas be attacking, I ain’t no pole for you to dance on me like that. vato got a Ruby get the fuck off me push. ! Why can’t they just ask like the good old days (even tho I still wouldn’t dance w/them). Had to push hella of them off me. Can’t even enjoy the club in peace geeze!
Jul 17th
Jul 14th
“Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I’m not perfect -and I...”
Jul 14th
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