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Four nuns

Four nuns walk up to the Father to confess their sins. The first nuns walks up and says, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have seen a man’s penis.” “Rinse your eyes in the Holy Water and all will be forgiven.” replies the Father. The 2nd nun walks up and says, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I have touched a man’s penis.” “Rinse your hands in the Holy Water and all will be forgiven.” replies the Father. He then notices the 3rd and 4th nun fighting for their place in line. He goes to them and says, “Sisters, Sisters, what is the fighting for?” The 4th nun replies, “Well there is no way in Hell I’m drinking the Holy Water after she’s stuck her ass in it!”

Smarter than you think

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversati on with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

" Oh, I don’t know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don’t know shit?”

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